Yesterday a package arrived.
Look closely at the label on the box:
Director of Strategic Innovation, Maurice Conti, and Engineer of Applied Innovation, Evan Atherton, were like children on Christmas morning:
What will come from this? For some reason I am reminded of a combination of:
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and
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Will the result be:
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or worse?
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Actually, the box contained a Universal Robot UR10 robot arm (// more). Here are the specs:
Early on Maurice and Evan had to stop wringing their hands together. They did not get past page 6 of the user manual
before their evil plans were foiled:
The process started by drilling holes.
Then the robot arm was attached.
Then they decided to cut the steel mounting plate using a laser at our Pier 9 facility. It now mates with the desk.
The arm is controlled by inputting commands on a tablet.
I guess you could say Maurice and Evan are armed but not dangerous.
Canned laughter is alive in the lab.
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